The Night I Discovered That I’m Not as Cool as Han Solo

                                 (originally published in The Incredible Shrinking Story, A Collection of Flash Fiction, Volume Four) The Night I Discovered That I’m Not as Cool as Han Solo             We all know that scene. The one from The Empire Strikes Back, on Cloud City—after the gang’s been betrayed by Billy Dee Williams. Han Solo’s stripped of …

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The Night I Discovered That I Might Be Cooler Than Han Solo

                        (for Nick Morris and Nancy S.) The Night I Discovered That I Might Be Cooler Than Han Solo We all know the scene. The story splashed over the internet that Harrison Ford, a few days after pulling on the old Han Solo vest, halfway through his famous catch phrase, had managed to break his goddamn leg while …

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Love Is: Sea Monkeys

               Love is Sea Monkeys brought to life by  your spliced attention span and left to swim in their own feces because you skipped steps, refused to purify the water, and dissapeared the minute things started resembling real life instead of the impossibly cute                cartoon characters depicted on the front of the goddamn box