Internet Spam Haiku


internet spam haiku

your stubby pecker’s
embarrassing you need to
fix it send cash now

(from my book Avenge me, Baobob Tree Press)

Published by: getinthecarhelen

Get in the car, Helen. Author of The Aftermath, etc., Beautiful Graveyards, Paper Thin, I Was Going To Use That, I See You Lewis, Love Does Stuff, The Night We Called Dennis, 8 Minutes Faster Than DJs, Snowboots, The Comic Book Plague (w/ Marcus If), Package Gigantis in the Deep Waffle Palace of Love.

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