Things I Learned About Life Yesterday While Watching Dirty Dancing on TV

19 Aug

 

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Things I Learned About Life Yesterday

While Watching Dirty Dancing On TV

 

Grace can be funny

Tank tops aren’t toys

Support Roe vs. Wade

Fuck off! The Pachanga?!

It takes 2 to Tango

Nobody backs baby into a corner

Always stick around for the finale

I’m the worst putter upper of sheets

over bright windows who ever lived

Gigantic age difference is also like the wind

Don’t count your scholarships until they hatch

Who nose?

and

If you’re thinking about killing Sam Elliott,

     don’t

or if you’ve already killed him,

       look out!

Dalton’s gonna kick your ass!

Shit

Wait

That’s not Dirty Dancing

That’s Road House

Damn

I guess maybe there are also things

you can learn about life by watching

Road House too

 
(from my book Love Does Stuff, Amber Lodge Press)

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