Ode To Her Love for Neil Diamond her anxiety embraced the spotlight like a naked Neil Diamond belting a continuous stream of classics from behind the dressing room curtains of her mother's old record player this morning she awoke gloom filled and cranky but several songs into The Jazz Singer she steps out of …
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on the night justice isn't allowed on this lot failed to receive its callback so tonight, beneath this not so brave movie prop light, only jude law reigns as the dark sky sits in a corner booth somewhere rehearsing its lines picking at blueberries mashed between a warm plate and a ceiling of pie crust …
Ode to the Pilot V Ball Don’t worry It’s not bragging You are extra fine And I shall always remember That day we first met On the corner of something & whatever In New York City The Greatest City In The World If you don’t count this town Or any other town My Girl happens …
10 Things I Learned While Watching: Turner and Hooch 1. The Plot: Tom Hanks is the sort of cop who owns a pants pressing machine and keeps a Dust Buster in his car. Hooch is the sort of dog that acts as the perfect example of why I fucking love cats. In the beginning they …
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When I Can’t Sleep When I can’t sleep I think about polar bears and when I can’t think about polar bears I pretend that I’m climbing the Empire State Building and when I can’t pretend that I’m climbing the Empire State Building I stick my feet in goulash instead of galoshes and when I can’t …
How The Finger Went Mad: Knuckle 2 The Finger tried hard to forget what had happened but sometimes forgetting is like treading Peach Mango Slurpee syrup inside a Styrofoam cup shaped like the rest of your life sometimes forgetting is just too goddamn impossible to do So The Finger hopped inside the nearest liquor …
Love is: a rigged election love is a rigged election putting the moves on your comfortable bathrobe, mixed with an I-phone rim job and something about dying in snow
