zen poem: four

for all the toads who have ever lost their lily pads and for all the lily pads who have ever lost their water and for all the water that can't forget what it was like to watch you shower before toweling off

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zen poem: three

she misplaced her pumpkin patch for a little while and replaced it with an entire Nation's fear of Ebola as the lost panda misplaced puking eucalyptus for you forgetting her birthday before remembering you haven't forgotten her birthday she's forgotten you

zen poem: one

because the butterfly breaks its ankle on a bad flower landing because the wind will change its mind in mid-air because fucking in your mom's bathtub was fun (poem written at bar table assignment assigned to me by Marcus, drunken haiku master and beloved ruler of Latveria aka Love Shovel Ranch)

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