Mother Fucker

mother fucker I have decided, sweet lady, that time is a mother fucker and having decided this, brave toasted angel, I've made preparations to take the bastard out things might get messy so if you are inclined w/ a weak stomach I beg of you to wait here for me this will only take a …

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Brian Cox and Anthony Weiner Walk Into a Bar

Brian Cox and Anthony Weiner Walk Into a Bar   Part 1:   Brian Cox and Anthony Weiner walk into a bar. The man checking i.d.’s at the door is clean-shaven and thorough, though Weiner appears agitated at being submitted to such a process and mumbles something like “Cox, what’s this guy doing? Doesn’t he …

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14 Things I Learned While Watching: The Lake House

14 Things I Learned While Watching: The Lake House The Plot: An architect (Keanu Reeves) living in the year 2004 falls in love with a doctor (Sandra Bullock) from the future (2006) with the help of a magic mailbox (played by Andy Serkis). Andy Serkis is great as The Mailbox. You wouldn’t think a mailbox …

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The Assassination of Helen’s 29th Year by the Coward Birthday Time

The Assassination of Helen’s 29th Year by the Coward Birthday Time   Her 29th year lived in a 2 bedroom apartment on Pine St next to a medium-height plastic fence behind which paced a white haired neighbor, his head bobbing curiously like the aperture of an un-convicted serial-shed-killer, back and forth across the horizon of …

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