Birthday 44: Electric Booga-lore

  Birthday 44: Electric Booga-lore   This morning I woke up on the couch hung over and thought Huh, so this is 44   and after that I thought I wonder if my dick still works?   so I jerked off   and then, because I’m always on a giant monsters kick again I read … Continue reading Birthday 44: Electric Booga-lore

Neon Carrot

    Neon Carrot   in the vegetable garden of this evening's cracked sanity there's something wrong with these goddamned carrots!   the local rabbits who subsist on such things have grown talk shows on their knee caps and their piss has turned the color of Jay Leno's chin   a humorless shade of pink … Continue reading Neon Carrot