Love Shovel Love/Death Haikus 1. ghosts in high stripper shoes dry hump my obituary w/ no bouncers around 2. Tombstone vagina fore-go after life & come play with me, you dick 3. dick hearse’d erections embalmed in overnight bar soap coasting out of gas 4. you’re pretty, but dead I just … Continue reading Love Shovel Love/Death Haikus
what about this? what about this? their music pissed off the dance floor so the dance floor took off there was a broken harmonica where his heart used to be record stores vs. Spotify the world’s been taking selfies since then instead of playing the piano which is pretty: fucked up their music pissed … Continue reading what about this?
What’s Good Nadal? What’s good Nadal? I hear you’re in New York now and that the US Open’s through with you That’s rough Have you heard the new Rob Thomas album yet? Did you just spend the entire day eating pizza? You should head down to Central Park I once saw … Continue reading What’s Good Nadal?
The Night The Selfies Became Sentient There was a night and then a bunch of other nights until there was the night that was that one night the night the selfies became sentient and true love went to Hell The selfies became sentient and you’d think they’d do something big after … Continue reading The Night The Selfies Became Sentient
2 haiku made out of bits of things said by Jessica Simpson Jessica Simpson cut up haiku 1 my groin hurts, my head hurts, I will love you for-ev- er, oops, I feel fat Jessica Simpson cut-up haiku 2: Don't make fun of me How do you have sex with donk- … Continue reading 2 haiku made out of bits of things said by Jessica Simpson