2 haiku made out of bits of things said by Jessica Simpson

3 Sep

newlyweds

 

2 haiku made out of bits of things said by Jessica Simpson

 

Jessica Simpson cut up haiku 1

my groin hurts, my head

hurts, I will love you for-ev-

er, oops, I feel fat

 

 

Jessica Simpson cut-up haiku 2:

Don’t make fun of me
How do you have sex with donk-
eys? I can’t wake up

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