The Night The Selfies Became Sentient

9 Sep

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The Night The Selfies Became Sentient

 

There was a night

and then a bunch of other nights

until there was the night

that was that one night

 

the night the selfies became sentient

and true love went to Hell

 

The selfies became sentient

and you’d think they’d do something big

after achieving this sentience

like murder their photo taking masters,

take a shit in a bathroom sink at the nearest Taco Bell,

and take over the world

 

but instead of taking over the world

they just gave up

and took more pictures of themselves

 

and posted them online

at nonsense like #what’sgoodexistence?

and #sentient and

(all the time I miss you)

#myOtherPictureOfMyselfIsYrMom

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