Love Shovel Love/Death Haikus

25 Sep

faust

Love Shovel Love/Death Haikus

 

1.

ghosts in high stripper shoes

dry hump my obituary

w/ no bouncers around

 

2.

Tombstone vagina

fore-go after life & come

play with me, you dick

 

3.

dick hearse’d erections

embalmed in overnight bar soap

coasting out of gas

 

4.

you’re pretty, but dead

I just can’t fuck a coffin

Can I be excused?

 

5.

Zombies have eaten

all flesh leading back to you

This world is a prick

 

 

 

(originally performed a few years back with the original Love Shovel group: Marcus and Jonny and Sam. Love Shovel, as watched over by the mighty Marcus, has evolved into something bigger and more organized and will eventually take over the world. loveshovelranch.com)

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