I Keep My Coat On The Floor Tonight Because She’s Gone the population of yesterday is waging war against the past- urized dignity of my dick staring out the window at the rain during a long night of mentally painful screen shots and suffering if her vagina is a coat rack then her … Continue reading I Keep My Coat On The Floor Tonight Because She’s Gone
Month: October 2015
Things I Learned While Watching: Back To The Future 2 on October 19, 2015
Things I Learned While Watching: Back To The Future 2 on October 19, 2015 Fbombers, We’re only a subject-able matter of hours away from the arrival of Marty and Doc and an occasionally conscious version of Elizabeth Shue. She plays Marty’s girlfriend/2015 mother of their kids in Back To The Future 2, but in the … Continue reading Things I Learned While Watching: Back To The Future 2 on October 19, 2015
Paraphrasing Tom Petty
Paraphrasing Tom Petty She was fond of the boy she was currently sleeping with, horses and The United States of America—maybe not in that order nevertheless: she would celebrate getting finger banged like it was Columbus Day her vagina sympathized with the Native Americans her vagina was a highway driving through somebody … Continue reading Paraphrasing Tom Petty
Their Record Player’d Been Lost
Their Record Player’d Been Lost…………….. Their record player’d been lost in the not so great shark attack of 2010 her blood replaced with half step orchestration and strong teeth his blood replaced with warm chum and what was left of the vinyl and when I listen to their songs I feel horrible like … Continue reading Their Record Player’d Been Lost
The Long Days Of President Trump
The Long Days Of President Trump violence cracked its spine against a flopped mix of more violence and that kid in Shyamalan’s The Visit who wouldn’t stop rapping like the neighbor’s dogs won’t stop barking I mean, I don’t mean to keep going on about this but why won’t they just shut the … Continue reading The Long Days Of President Trump
Get Your Butt Out Of Me
Get Your Butt Out Of Me when you haggle with love you poke at calamari and after playing at that 3 or 4 times tentacles now freak me out, solar systems of flat out loss trembling like emaciated primates trying to climb a tree love’s toilet got clogged and something’s eaten all … Continue reading Get Your Butt Out Of Me
Real Estate
Real Estate the sign said Saratoga Police Dept but for some reason he read it as Jonny Depp parallelograms of quinoa serenading an overpopulation of crock pots, lemonade stands confined to wheelchairs she drank Coronas laying down, rodeos of obliged anal confined behind flannel pajamas; her letters were written in Reno and sent … Continue reading Real Estate
