lobster love when a lobster gets big and outgrows itself it molts out of its old shell and then it eats it it eats its old body that still looks like it’s always looked and the parts of what’s left/that it doesn’t eat, it buries beneath a pile of wet rocks or inside … Continue reading Lobster Love
look at the light picking a fight with the stress ball shadows just laying there like a fist kick in the nuts (stop) what are you doing for the big Holiday, Helen? Ya, right. That sounds lovely I’ve got a Chef Boy R Dee pizza in the other room I’ve got a stress … Continue reading I Don’t Have Poop In My Butt
The 31st Strange Land Measurement of Grunt my head is a patched-in-chunks land mass and the thoughts of this girl are an endangered species which has taken up residence there and these thoughts, (oh! aka who the hell came up with the idea of thoughts?!), they’re dangerous because they demand attention and run … Continue reading The 31st Strange Land Measurement of Grunt
Who Wants To Play The Lake House? They played this game called The Lake House where every day she’d go to the mailbox and find a letter he’d written as if he was writing her from the future and she’d take it inside and he’d ask What ya got there? And she’d smile or … Continue reading Who Wants To Play The Lake House?
Were You Watching That, Helen It must’ve been cold in that theater where Shia LaBeouf watched 72 hours of his own movies in a row—with his t-shirt under a grey hoody under some enormous army store jacket eating what appeared to be candy coated cocaine out of a small soda cup and … Continue reading Were You Watching That, Helen
He Just Yawned Watching the new David Foster Wallace bio-pic made me miss my old bandanas it made me start blaming Jesse Eisenberg for things that he was probably never involved in it made me start drinking more Diet Rite I get sloppy when I’m sober while she always tended to sober up after being … Continue reading He Just Yawned
Sloppy Joe Day At The End Of The World He didn’t really eat meat anymore and tried like hell to avoid bread but it was Sloppy Joe Day at the end of the world because everyones hearts had been broken and opening a can of Manwich sauce is so much easier than … Continue reading Sloppy Joe Day At The End Of The World