Arguing With Math

1 Nov

earthworm

Arguing With Math

 

in this world in which you’re not around

evolution starts over, birds drop from the trees

having developed staplers where their wings

used to be and earthworms achieve a base level of sentience

 

only to discover that they’re almost 90% shaped like penis

and the parts that aren’t penis shaped look like penis anyway

so to the outside observable universe their level of looking like penis

or whatever this goddamn Facebook’d world prefers to call it

 

is pretty much 100% in this world

in which you’re never around

our past has been divided by silly putty

 

and I am outnumbered without you

and there’s no arguing

with math

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