I Don’t Have To Look Behind Me, All I Have To Do Is Squat

4 Nov

ham

 

I Don’t Have To Look Behind Me, All I Have To Do Is Squat

 

“I don’t have to look behind me

all I have to do is squat.” she said

because that’s how she ordered a ham sandwich in public

because almost everything she’d ever said would sound sexual

 

I don’t know why

I tried to ask her if she wanted my pickle

but it came out sounding like I was miss-quoting

George Clooney in the most unsexy way and

 

I can’t remember any of the specific details

of the last time that we had lunch together

anymore

 

but I know what it’s like: being hungry

I’ve been eating Netflix movies and frozen vegetables for days now

Wait: what were we talking about?   are we talking?   what’s the fuck’s up with

tonight?

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One Response to “I Don’t Have To Look Behind Me, All I Have To Do Is Squat”

  1. charliezero1.wordpress.com November 4, 2015 at 5:08 pm #

    Dude, I love your poem here…and I’m so glad I followed your page yesterday.

    Everything about this poem is my cup of tea when it comes down to using metaphor humor.

    If you have time check out my poems as well, you’ll find some of them funny and bizarrely weird. 🙂

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