Murder Pig Jr. Murder Pig Jr was raised by a couple of social working mozzarella farmers on a small island located somewhere between last week and Spain He was already in his 20’s and had a beard and a slight astigmatism when he learned the truth behind his biological parentage His … Continue reading Murder Pig Jr.
While Watching: Knock Knock Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Keanu Reeves bangs! Why’s that? SPOILER ALERT! Because Keanu opened the door like a dumbass and let a couple of wet girls into his house when his wife and kids weren’t home and they repaid his kindness of extra bathrobes and towels … Continue reading While Watching: Knock Knock
Stroke Face the day had been long and she’d had no time to snatch lunch so by the time she got home she screamed ‘FAMISHED’ in Chinese and after that she blurted out something she thought the Chinese might say when they want to say ‘FUCK!” because she was out of food and an … Continue reading Stroke Face
Is There Any Other Kind? for Anne Sexton and the Lonely Masturbator So I went to the library today and while I was in there figured maybe I should give her another chance so I picked up a copy of her collected poems and since I was there already and when I saw it … Continue reading Is There Any Other Kind?
a goddamn title and another fucking eight lines after that she said she could no longer see us together so I taught my dick to read brail but that didn’t help matters or anything because: why would it? all this everyday shit that insists on streaming while the world still burns on … Continue reading a goddamn title and another fucking eight lines after that
What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That’s Ever Happened To You While Watching A Keanu Reeves Movie? Place: Cosmic Hubble Conference Room NK2019/Middle-Deep Space Time: Friday Morning/a little bit after 9:30 Cosmic Policy demanded that every 38 hours or so its employees would clump together into their various teams and departments in one … Continue reading What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That’s Ever Happened To You While Watching A Keanu Reeves Movie?
They Both Screamed ‘Uncle Kracker’ At The Same Time When Their Loving Became Too Much at some point closer to noon he slipped away from work and made his way to her throaty loft between big town crematoriums intending to share a long lunch break even though she had the day off … Continue reading They Both Screamed ‘Uncle Kracker’ At The Same Time When Their Loving Became Too Much