Murder Pig Jr.

  Murder Pig Jr.   Murder Pig Jr was raised by a couple of social working mozzarella farmers on a small island located somewhere between last week and Spain   He was already in his 20’s and had a beard and a slight astigmatism when he learned the truth behind his biological parentage   His …

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While Watching: Knock Knock

  While Watching: Knock Knock   Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Keanu Reeves bangs! Why’s that?   SPOILER ALERT!   Because Keanu opened the door like a dumbass and let a couple of wet girls into his house when his wife and kids weren’t home and they repaid his kindness of extra bathrobes and towels …

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What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That’s Ever Happened To You While Watching A Keanu Reeves Movie?

  What’s The Most Embarrassing Thing That’s Ever Happened To You While Watching A Keanu Reeves Movie?   Place: Cosmic Hubble Conference Room NK2019/Middle-Deep Space Time: Friday Morning/a little bit after 9:30   Cosmic Policy demanded that every 38 hours or so its employees would clump together into their various teams and departments in one …

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They Both Screamed ‘Uncle Kracker’ At The Same Time When Their Loving Became Too Much

    They Both Screamed ‘Uncle Kracker’ At The Same Time When Their Loving Became Too Much   at some point closer to noon he slipped away from work and made his way to her throaty loft between big town crematoriums intending to share a long lunch break even though she had the day off …

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