This Story Has Been Formatted To Fit Your Screen and Edited To Run In the Time Allotted

  This Story Has Been Formatted To Fit Your Screen and Edited To Run In the Time Allotted "Late night watching TV, used to be you here beside me." --Chris Martin to Gweneth Paltrow Love is a Chalk Outline regaining consciousness 40 minutes after the crime scene party's over, stumbling down the hallway like a …

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Oranges

  Oranges I was reading a book the other day and came across this one bit that said 'She smelled like oranges ought to smell' as they jumped into the sex scene but it didn't really say oranges what it really said was 'She smelled like angels ought to smell' but at the time, when …

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Porta Potty (a cautionary tale of love and the illusion of plumbing)

Porta Potty (a cautionary tale of love and the illusion of plumbing)     The Porta-Potty stood there in the corner of the park smelling like a dead shark made out of bent hubcaps and loose stool   reeking out its insides wondering how the hell it had all gone wrong   What’s that? No! …

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