Dear Pants

  Dear Pants,   I’m sorry I haven’t washed you lately. You smell sorta upset about it, but I swear I can fix this. There’s plenty of detergent just flopping around in the basement. It’s just, I’ve been busy lately. Ok, not busy really. Despondent perhaps. If only because I’m afraid I’m going to misspell … Continue reading Dear Pants

Richard Gere Effigy

  Richard Gere Effigy     written after reading Richard Gere scandal where he got in trouble and almost arrested and/or beheaded for publicly kissing a woman in public.    I find that shit facinating.      -Dennis Hopper, True Romance     "How the fuck am I supposed to burn this? It looks nothing like him!" Prakash … Continue reading Richard Gere Effigy