There’s A Big Cloud In My Pants

  There’s A Big Cloud In My Pants (another translation of a poem by Mayakovsky as if mistranslated by Donald Trump)   There’s a big cloud in my pants when I’m not with you   People assume the bulge is my penis which it is but there’s also a cloud in there too a really …

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  The legend of the Yeti who went out on a fishing boat in an attempt to win back the love of the woman it had been verbally critical of in the past but who it had found itself missing after she’d gone   is not a very well known legend actually, it’s not much …

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the way you struggle off to work each morning makes me think it’ll be ok

the way you struggle off to work each morning makes me think it’ll be ok   the way you pull yourself out of bed every morning before I do harnessing pure dread to manipulate gravity causing you to fall up and sort of sideways towards your parts of the closet instead of down the way …

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