I Shaved My Balls For You

I Shaved My Balls For You   I shaved my balls for you   I don’t know why because you were already gone, but I shaved my balls   Not with a razor but with the nervous terror that comes with all these years of whatever this is and loss   I shaved my balls so …

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Multiverse Johnson Presents: Not That I’m Saying This But A Lot Of People Are Telling Me

Not That I’m Saying This But A Lot Of People Are Telling Me, by Multiverse Johnson   They say Donald Trump is a fear mongering triceratops with the I.Q. of a constipated lawn dart   which if true would solve the mystery around whether or not dinosaurs and lawn darts can coexist   They say …

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