Sex, It's Like riding a bicyc- le or trying to unlock your car in the dark
Month: September 2016
William Wallace and Edward Cullen Walk Into A Vampire Bar
William Wallace and Edward Cullen Walk Into A Vampire Bar for Mr. and Mrs. Smith Edward: You look nervous. Braveheart: I’m not wearing underpants. Edward, not really listening because he’s thinking about Bella: You’ll be fine.
Power Thru
‘Power Thru’ Human robots at the 7-11 pimping Prime Rib Flavored potato chips In an election year Whose mouth is full of dead beef And between chokes During the moments in which the gag reflex Temporarily climbs its way To the front line in the poles Everything is said And everything is contradicting … Continue reading Power Thru
My Donald In Your Putin
My Donald In Your Putin Mayakovsky poem as-if mistranslated from the Russian by a love-struck Donald Trump What can I say You’re a strong man And when a strong man says Nice things to me It’s only reasonable to say Nice things to the strong man Back, I mean just look at … Continue reading My Donald In Your Putin
