William Wallace and Edward Cullen Walk Into A Vampire Bar

21 Sep

edward-post-fucking-bella

 

William Wallace and Edward Cullen Walk Into A Vampire Bar

for Mr. and Mrs. Smith

 

Edward: You look nervous.

Braveheart: I’m not wearing underpants.

Edward, not really listening because he’s thinking about Bella:

 

You’ll be fine.

 

braveheart

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