Ivory And Ivory
(11/4/16, 4 days before the election)
Donald [fucking] Trump
The ‘t’ is silent
Like a pterodactyl audibly abandoning its own ‘p’
(Extinction curtails the immediate production of urine)
Or how the word ‘Ebony’ isn’t allowed to rent an apartment
In Donald Trump’s version of that tune, which in his new
America tops the charts after being re-titled:
Ivory And Ivory
And performed by however many Darryl brothers
From Newhart we’ve got left
It’s a big hit with that one dick who was driving bad-sitcom slow
This morning in the fast lane and all the Alt-Right kids
The goddamn thing has even inspired a dance craze
856 people have been injured so far for their refusal
To participate, it’s fucking terrible, at some point
The dance involves everyone doing a Human Centipede
Version of The Worm around an organized bonfire
In which they only burn Hillary Clinton bobble-heads
And It’s The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown DVDs
All the goddamn all of it!
I can’t believe people are falling in line
For this guy’s hate sweat/ABC’s of large crowd manipulation executed
You just know!
In a warm-Caucasian-scented suite 4 miles outside
The end of the goddamn world
Trump’s standing around with his pants down
Looking like a bloated vulture face-shitting into a mirror
Does my dick look pregnant?!
When I turn it like this, this way here?!
I think it looks pregnant!
Rudi Giuliani nodding ‘Yes’
With Melania in the background, speaking
Donald, I want a divorce
And Donald hearing it as
Donald I want a horse
Sugar Junk, I bought you
18 horses already. I say, You need 18? and you say
you need 18 so I’ve already bought you 18 horses
I’ve given you so, so much
I’m a very very generous person
What more could you want
She tells him for the 19th time that she doesn’t love him
That she intends to spend the rest of her lifetime without him
And Donald smiles and says: You win!
Those tits and that vagina,
You’re a nuclear triad!
You want another horse?
I’ll call my horse guy in the morning
I’ll get you
The best horse around……’’