Get out of the car, Donald

Get out of the car, Donald   We were 70 hours behind the inauguration line When our country’s death wish began to stutter Like a sexually frustrated poop yogurt commercial And Donald Trump turned his entire head Towards the window and screamed “Pull over you shaggy faced bastard! That Burger King just looked at me …

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Broccoli and Canadian Mist at 30,000 minus 29,994 feet

  Broccoli and Canadian Mist at 30,000 minus 29,994 feet   Time: 9 or 10 days ago (give or take a Halloween or two) Place: Earth   This morning I woke up and immediately rolled over on the couch and hit the refresh button and found Shia LaBeouf still sitting there   in that movie …

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