Assignment: Erotic Chores* Digging A Grave For My Cat There is nothing erotic about digging a grave. It’s sexier than that new 50 Shades of Grey movie, obviously. But everything’s erotic when compared to something like that. When digging a grave there is nothing erotic for the one doing the digging. … Continue reading Digging A Grave For My Cat
Tiny Notebook Poems I Want You To See My Underpants I want you to see my underpants But I’m not wearing underpants So where does that leave us? What are we looking at here? My weiner or The end of the world Adam Duritz Letter To Santa Clause Dear … Continue reading Tiny Notebook Poems
Hotel Yesterday vs Hotel Today They had knock-knock sex And took turns screaming Who goes there?! While I sat in the next room shaking Listening as they fucked away madness On the other side of the wall Their grunts making oatmeal out of the drywall Rubbing my face and everything else that … Continue reading Hotel Yesterday vs Hotel Today
