The Door Was A Lazy Lover

  The Door Was A Lazy Lover   The door was a lazy lover it just splayed there between the walls like a sexy bulldozer not moving in a thong   as he went in and out of it reputedly, with manic gusto or as the curtain rod once called it: sweaty dong vs. misplaced …

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My 45 Year Old Penis vs. The Penis Of My Youth

My 45 Year Old Penis vs. The Penis Of My Youth   Where do we start here?   Do we start with girth? Ok, Wait! This poem interrupted By today’s news that Trumpcare failed to make it off its own runway Or into the connected sex pool   Or through the front gates of its …

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Notes on Skull Island aka What if Kong Had Survived The Fall

  Notes on Skull Island aka What if Kong Had Survived The Fall   (the world is one big spoiler alert, so naturally spoilers (Kong: Skull Island) exist here too.)   Remaking the original 1933 King Kong is a pointless act, like repainting Van Gogh’s wheat fields or fucking a ukulele with a tuba on …

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