Get out of the car, Donald: Covfefe

  Get out of the car, Donald: Covfefe   The old man spit almonds at the liquor store clerk for coming around to the other side of the counter in order to feed the thin Doberman a health food store treat (Sprouts was right next door)   “He shouldn’t have that!” the old man said, …

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Covfefe

Covfefe   As the ashtrays pop like a steady invasion of phone-cams and cream cheese We all scream into the same bucket of water We can all feel our own tanks slowly chipping away, under fire Until the only thing left are the treds………….   Are you watching Fury again?. Covfefe asked the question like …

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Sink

Sink aka Where were they supposed to go after this?   Their love was like a sink another color named by robots something assholes threw unfinished plates of spaghetti in or crusted bowls of overtly-andante sadness burnt toast and jacked up forks   Their love was a graffiti torn sink built to hold history and …

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Bank Butt

Bank Butt   Hey, Bank Butt   Is that where you keep your cautiously-horded investments these days? Because I’m in need of some saving and I wouldn’t have thought of keeping it there   I’d like to apply for a debit card What exactly would be the process………….Wait! I mean, if I ain’t thought of …

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This New Internet Troll Who Keeps Threatening To Kill Me Is Kind Of A Prick

This New Internet Troll Who Keeps Threatening To Kill Me Is Kind Of A Prick   I suppose I should be flattered, maybe or disappointed in humanity or equally outraged or sitting in a quiet bar somewhere listening to Steve Perry and re-reading Dune but I’ve got my very own literary Internet Troll stalker now …

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