Hey, Bank Butt
Is that where you keep your cautiously-horded investments these days?
Because I’m in need of some saving
and I wouldn’t have thought of keeping it there
I’d like to apply for a debit card
What exactly would be the process………….Wait!
I mean, if I ain’t thought of something like that already
(ergo: stashing such things in the butt)
What other things have I forgot to think about?
(insert alternate curse-type word for ‘shit and/or fuck: there)
What if sharks love Rice Crispy Treats more than people?
My penis is not bigger than that cake pan, damn it
How long has it been again exactly, that I’ve been this
A new term made to represent a robot’s interpretation of color
but (not butt)
what are robots supposed to know about finance and anaL?
Finance: Shit, most likely a bunch, actually
(Historical Note: as soon as the robots learn greed
like the robots have already learned greed: we’re fucked)
Pretty much everything there is to be known about all of it
(I miss you)
or …………. nothing at all