Penises Look Weird

Penises Look Weird

 

an obvious statement

like water isn’t lava

or life is an already packed suitcase

(you look pretty tonight)

or Trump lies more

than dickless chickens

have no dongs

Published by: getinthecarhelen

Get in the car, Helen. Author of The Aftermath, etc., Beautiful Graveyards, Paper Thin, I Was Going To Use That, I See You Lewis, Love Does Stuff, The Night We Called Dennis, 8 Minutes Faster Than DJs, Snowboots, The Comic Book Plague (w/ Marcus If), Package Gigantis in the Deep Waffle Palace of Love.

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