Even My Teeth Are In Love With You

  Even My Teeth Are In Love With You   At the dentist They were playing Dido   They were fluffing their nipples against all the Novocain They were comparing their own Previous night’s erections to tooth decay on nitric Slapping old ‘I Voted’ stickers atop their visible hickys Attempting to un-memorize the plot (moves …

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My Balls Are Longer Than They Used To Be

  My Balls Are Longer Than They Used To Be   Not that I’ve ever measured my balls with a ruler or a step ladder or a metrically precise piece of tape   Who’d think to do that?   It’s just, my birthday was last month and on my birthday at some point in which …

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Care Bears Are Dropping Like Pre-Emotionally Assigned Flies

Care Bears Are Dropping Like Pre-Emotionally Assigned Flies   One: Time keeps stretching past the morgue of anniversaries The distance between things gelded between Shark Week and our abandoned Love Sac Ending just keep on going, shaking piss fits   Two: like flawed parachutes and a mansion of Care Bears screaming waffle scented anathemas on …

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