Even My Teeth Are In Love With You At the dentist They were playing Dido They were fluffing their nipples against all the Novocain They were comparing their own Previous night’s erections to tooth decay on nitric Slapping old ‘I Voted’ stickers atop their visible hickys Attempting to un-memorize the plot (moves … Continue reading Even My Teeth Are In Love With You
My Balls Are Longer Than They Used To Be Not that I’ve ever measured my balls with a ruler or a step ladder or a metrically precise piece of tape Who’d think to do that? It’s just, my birthday was last month and on my birthday at some point in which … Continue reading My Balls Are Longer Than They Used To Be
Care Bears Are Dropping Like Pre-Emotionally Assigned Flies One: Time keeps stretching past the morgue of anniversaries The distance between things gelded between Shark Week and our abandoned Love Sac Ending just keep on going, shaking piss fits Two: like flawed parachutes and a mansion of Care Bears screaming waffle scented anathemas on … Continue reading Care Bears Are Dropping Like Pre-Emotionally Assigned Flies
