About

Get in the car, Helen. Writer of poetry, short stories, movie columns, and novels. Published books include: The Aftermath etc., Avenge me, Beautiful Graveyards, Paper Thin, I See You Lewis, Love Does Stuff, Package Gigantis and the Deep Waffle Palace of Love, I Was Going To Use That, and The Night We Called Dennis.

The Helen writings are dedicated to the Helen that is everything that breaks your heart.

everything posted on this website copyright (insert symbol here) Me, the writer of this little internet thing. (I just watched a documentary on Netflix about George Romero and the making of Night of the Living Dead where he tells the story about how the company that released Night left the copyright doo-dad off the title and that’s how he no longer owns rights to Dead. Which made me sad as hell. “It killed me.”–Catcher. “It really did”