Die Hard And A Baby The night woke up with its pants still on, perpetually and an axe wound the size of Nebraska hacked into the side of an un-expecting pre-Planet of the Apes-ending Statue Of Liberty which the perpetual murderer had, in a moment of cheap whisky and cinema mistaken …
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Goop Happens Every time Gwyneth Paltrow endorses a pillow case an angel wakes up to find its face laying flat against a soiled mattress, and its wings have rotten off and wealthy peoples pillows, the pillows owned by the kind of pillow owners who can afford to follow Gwyneth Paltrow’s advice, those …
This Year I Watched The Game In The Middle of the Night on My Birthday canned corn or cold cream? her toenails smiled like cigarettes, screaming the highways griddled with jam band bumper stickers and road kill and tonight honestly, I can’t tell which is worse dick balm or …
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We’ll Always Have Bugfuck (for Harlan Ellison) Sure, The leaving is constantly happening but that doesn’t mean I don’t scream like one of Harlan Ellison’s army of typewriters when something else I love’s gone Fuck, Death’s ,,,,,,,,,,, a really hard worker damn it, it’s a lot of other things …
His Sleeves Where Stained With Spinach Dip His sleeves where stained with spinach dip and Bionic Woman quotes and gone booze his shoes looked like he’d just spent the flood slugging through Earth’s history of fascist atrocities and the modern day equivalency of Trump shit strained through the excrement of every one …
Killing Me Is Not Going To Bring Back Your Apples (for The Wicker Man) Helen, Upon your arrival I swear I smelt Scotland in the fear that I felt of a life that might someday be lived without you doomed to roam the parking lot country side avenging this thing which needs …
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Make Bunkers Great Again Trump keeps his penis where his heart should be so when he stands during the National Anthem he palms his own genitals His obedient catchphrase regurgitating followers should be horrified, for falling in line behind a TV show guy who picks fights with Democratic Nations while praising Oligarchs …
