Die Hard And A Baby

  Die Hard And A Baby   The night woke up with its pants still on, perpetually   and an axe wound the size of Nebraska hacked into the side of an un-expecting pre-Planet of the Apes-ending Statue Of Liberty   which the perpetual murderer had, in a moment of cheap whisky and cinema mistaken …

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Goop Happens

  Goop Happens   Every time Gwyneth Paltrow endorses a pillow case an angel wakes up to find its face laying flat against a soiled mattress, and its wings have rotten off   and wealthy peoples pillows, the pillows owned by the kind of pillow owners who can afford to follow Gwyneth Paltrow’s advice, those …

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This Year I Watched The Game In The Middle of the Night on My Birthday

  This Year I Watched The Game In The Middle of the Night on My Birthday   canned corn or cold cream?   her toenails smiled like cigarettes, screaming   the highways griddled with jam band bumper stickers and road kill   and tonight honestly, I can’t tell which is worse   dick balm or …

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