Make Bunkers Great Again

Make Bunkers Great Again   Trump keeps his penis where his heart should be   so when he stands during the National Anthem he palms his own genitals   His obedient catchphrase regurgitating followers should be horrified, for falling in line behind a reality TV show guy who picks fights with Democratic Nations while praising …

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Burger King-a-Lingus

Burger King-a-Lingus   The FBomb’s this week again What should I probably write about? What do I feel like reading?   I don’t know   I broke my ribs again, and Trump’s still president and everything feels like a fucking mess   but I don’t feel like writing about what it feels like waking up …

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dear cracker that I left underneath the futon mattress until the ants got you

  dear cracker that I left underneath the futon mattress until the ants got you   what can I say if not: sorry about that it happened love is not often survived by the brittle in your own cheesy way that was obvious because you wore your cheesiness on your outsides but it was more …

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On Monday You Feel Like A Naked Burt Reynolds

  On Monday You Feel Like A Naked Burt Reynolds   On Monday you feel like a naked Burt Reynolds like a 70’s magazine fold out excessively mustached & hairy   Tuesday’s still hairy but methodically lacking in that sweaty mustache feel propelled by desperation the missing’s worn inside out and doesn’t fit right to …

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