My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams my foot fell asleep and it’s having those dreams again, where we alphabetized all our typos and did sex stuff in front of them until the correct spellings came out
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Tag: 2016 Presidential Elections
I’m Going To Build A Miniature Version Of The Wall From Game Of Thrones And Donald Trump Is Going To Pay For It
I’m Going To Build A Miniature Version Of The Wall From Game of Thrones and Donald Trump Is Going To Pay For It Because, fuck him He’s got a scathingly high percentage of people Hopped up on false laxatives and embryonic fear And they’re chasing it with a mix of draconian prejudices …
Multiverse Johnson Presents: Not That I’m Saying This But A Lot Of People Are Telling Me
Not That I’m Saying This But A Lot Of People Are Telling Me, by Multiverse Johnson They say Donald Trump is a fear mongering triceratops with the I.Q. of a constipated lawn dart which if true would solve the mystery around whether or not dinosaurs and lawn darts can coexist They say …
There’s A Big Cloud In My Pants
There’s A Big Cloud In My Pants (another translation of a poem by Mayakovsky as if mistranslated by Donald Trump) There’s a big cloud in my pants when I’m not with you People assume the bulge is my penis which it is but there’s also a cloud in there too a really …
Your Backbone and My Flute
Your Backbone and My Flute (translation of poem by Mayakovsky as if mistranslated by Donald Trump) I’d like to build a wall around my penis and I’d very much like for this wall that surrounds such a thing to be your vagina That’s how special you are to me The media doesn’t get …
Nobody Knows More About Love Than I Do, Trust Me
Nobody Knows More About Love Than I Do, Trust Me (translation of poem by Mayakovsky, as if miss-translated by Donald Trump) They said Munich and I heard it as McDonalds and then somehow it turns out to be both? Give me a break They sound like my second wife now How is anything my …
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