My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams

  My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams   my foot fell asleep and it’s having those dreams again, where   we alphabetized all our typos and did sex stuff in front of them   until the correct spellings came out

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I’m Going To Build A Miniature Version Of The Wall From Game Of Thrones And Donald Trump Is Going To Pay For It

  I’m Going To Build A Miniature Version Of The Wall From Game of Thrones and Donald Trump Is Going To Pay For It   Because, fuck him   He’s got a scathingly high percentage of people Hopped up on false laxatives and embryonic fear And they’re chasing it with a mix of draconian prejudices …

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Multiverse Johnson Presents: Not That I’m Saying This But A Lot Of People Are Telling Me

Not That I’m Saying This But A Lot Of People Are Telling Me, by Multiverse Johnson   They say Donald Trump is a fear mongering triceratops with the I.Q. of a constipated lawn dart   which if true would solve the mystery around whether or not dinosaurs and lawn darts can coexist   They say …

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