My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams

  My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams   my foot fell asleep and it’s having those dreams again, where   we alphabetized all our typos and did sex stuff in front of them   until the correct spellings came out


Ivory And Ivory

  Ivory And Ivory   (11/4/16, 4 days before the election)   Donald [fucking] Trump The ‘t’ is silent   Like a pterodactyl audibly abandoning its own ‘p’ (Extinction curtails the immediate production of urine) Or how the word ‘Ebony’ isn’t allowed to rent an apartment   In Donald Trump’s version of that tune, which …

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