Things I Learned While Watching: Outlander

  Outlander Acrostic #1   Ow, Jamie said with his Scottish accent Umber’d by the pain of a crappy promise kept Tomorrow I might stab you in the dick! Laughter spat out The Brit All over the overly-buff Scottish bloke’s chest Never has porn been more unnecessary Dear diary, Please make all of this stop ER … Continue reading Things I Learned While Watching: Outlander

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Sink

Sink aka Where were they supposed to go after this?   Their love was like a sink another color named by robots something assholes threw unfinished plates of spaghetti in or crusted bowls of overtly-andante sadness burnt toast and jacked up forks   Their love was a graffiti torn sink built to hold history and … Continue reading Sink

Night Cocks

  Night Cocks   is that Bob Segar in your pants or is the fading tide undecided to see you?   I thought to myself before shouting Dawn just broke, so I guess we can stop rockin’   because she used to love that Whispers song too

Things I Learned While Watching: Back To The Future 2 on October 19, 2015

Things I Learned While Watching: Back To The Future 2 on October 19, 2015 Fbombers, We’re only a subject-able matter of hours away from the arrival of Marty and Doc and an occasionally conscious version of Elizabeth Shue. She plays Marty’s girlfriend/2015 mother of their kids in Back To The Future 2, but in the … Continue reading Things I Learned While Watching: Back To The Future 2 on October 19, 2015