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Even My Teeth Are In Love With You

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  Even My Teeth Are In Love With You   At the dentist They were playing Dido   They were fluffing their nipples against all the Novocain They were comparing their own Previous night’s erections to tooth decay on nitric Slapping old ‘I Voted’ stickers atop their visible hickys Attempting to un-memorize the plot (moves …

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The Night I Discovered That I’m Not as Cool as Han Solo

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                                 (originally published in The Incredible Shrinking Story, A Collection of Flash Fiction, Volume Four) The Night I Discovered That I’m Not as Cool as Han Solo             We all know that scene. The one from The Empire Strikes Back, on Cloud City—after the gang’s been betrayed by Billy Dee Williams. Han Solo’s stripped of …

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