My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams

  My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams   my foot fell asleep and it’s having those dreams again, where   we alphabetized all our typos and did sex stuff in front of them   until the correct spellings came out

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He Just Yawned

He Just Yawned Watching the new David Foster Wallace bio-pic made me miss my old bandanas it made me start blaming Jesse Eisenberg for things that he was probably never involved in it made me start drinking more Diet Rite I get sloppy when I’m sober while she always tended to sober up after being …

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