My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams my foot fell asleep and it’s having those dreams again, where we alphabetized all our typos and did sex stuff in front of them until the correct spellings came out
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Tag: automatic writing
He Just Yawned
He Just Yawned Watching the new David Foster Wallace bio-pic made me miss my old bandanas it made me start blaming Jesse Eisenberg for things that he was probably never involved in it made me start drinking more Diet Rite I get sloppy when I’m sober while she always tended to sober up after being …
I Don’t Have To Look Behind Me, All I Have To Do Is Squat
I Don’t Have To Look Behind Me, All I Have To Do Is Squat “I don’t have to look behind me all I have to do is squat.” she said because that’s how she ordered a ham sandwich in public because almost everything she’d ever said would sound sexual I don’t know …
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Arguing With Math
Arguing With Math in this world in which you’re not around evolution starts over, birds drop from the trees having developed staplers where their wings used to be and earthworms achieve a base level of sentience only to discover that they’re almost 90% shaped like penis and the parts that aren’t penis shaped …
I Keep My Coat On The Floor Tonight Because She’s Gone
I Keep My Coat On The Floor Tonight Because She’s Gone the population of yesterday is waging war against the past- urized dignity of my dick staring out the window at the rain during a long night of mentally painful screen shots and suffering if her vagina is a coat rack then her …
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Paraphrasing Tom Petty
Paraphrasing Tom Petty She was fond of the boy she was currently sleeping with, horses and The United States of America—maybe not in that order nevertheless: she would celebrate getting finger banged like it was Columbus Day her vagina sympathized with the Native Americans her vagina was a highway driving through somebody …
Their Record Player’d Been Lost
Their Record Player’d Been Lost…………….. Their record player’d been lost in the not so great shark attack of 2010 her blood replaced with half step orchestration and strong teeth his blood replaced with warm chum and what was left of the vinyl and when I listen to their songs I feel horrible like …
