His Sleeves Were Stained With Spinach Dip

His Sleeves Where Stained With Spinach Dip   His sleeves where stained with spinach dip and Bionic Woman quotes and gone booze   his shoes looked like he’d just spent the flood slugging through Earth’s history of fascist atrocities and the modern day equivalency of Trump shit   strained through the excrement of every one …

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The Six Million Dollar Man’s Bulge

  Collar 2:   The Six Million Dollar Man’s Bulge   red jumpsuits combined with the fact that we’ve all just crawled out of tequila   can cause our collected junk to look like Bigfoot   it can cause our collected junk to perform feats of pure bravery which are ignored by the general public …

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