Tag: Bionic Woman

She Left Me For A Guy Named Parkour

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  She Left Me For A Guy Named Parkour   She left me for a guy named Parkour and I don’t want to even spend a goddamn second eventually realizing what that’s supposed to mean   Ouch   Your ass is not a park bench, Helen You don’t have to let some acrobatic prick…. No, …

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His Sleeves Were Stained With Spinach Dip

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His Sleeves Where Stained With Spinach Dip   His sleeves where stained with spinach dip and Bionic Woman quotes and gone booze   his shoes looked like he’d just spent the flood slugging through Earth’s history of fascist atrocities and the modern day equivalency of Trump shit   strained through the excrement of every one …

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