Caring Tan The sun clung to her skin like a marching band in soft slippers and when she walked by the whole world turned into headphones because she was playing my favorite song it was a marching band version so it had that tone, and too many trumpets staring into their cell phones …
Grass Bat Her hair was the color of yesterday’s favorite chew toy and his eyes reminded her of a blue crayon left to die in the mud their love held on like a bat made out of grass they lived in a cave surrounded by lawnmowers but they had a defensive arsenal of …
Bank Butt Hey, Bank Butt Is that where you keep your cautiously-horded investments these days? Because I’m in need of some saving and I wouldn’t have thought of keeping it there I’d like to apply for a debit card What exactly would be the process………….Wait! I mean, if I ain’t thought of …
Neon Carrot in the vegetable garden of this evening's cracked sanity there's something wrong with these goddamned carrots! the local rabbits who subsist on such things have grown talk shows on their knee caps and their piss has turned the color of Jay Leno's chin a humorless shade of pink …
poor me life overhears everything the sounds of your voice on a telephone talking about calendars and your need to let go rainbows go color blind rivers get lost birds become allergic to the sky the sun gets laid off the ground puts on a jacket dandelions mistake pepsi for coke crayons lose their way …
