Unmellow Yellow   Han Solo had a 10 Parsec   long dong vertically hairy and Black Vest-idly strong   He named it Chewbacca but the Chewbacca you remember from childhood is a figment of Han Solo's overly exaggerated mind     so, as a separate entity, the thick Wookie that sat beside him co-piloting …

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