The Six Million Dollar Man’s Bulge (2018) dedicated to The Bionic Woman, The Six Million Dollar Man and Vladimir Mayakovsky today I saw the whole world bleeding real jobs and today I saw a giraffe penis fully staffed I saw both things for the first time side by side thumb-wrestling ………infinity sweating wet … Continue reading The Six Million Dollar Man’s Bulge (2018)
Fuck List In the new Predator movie Arnold reprises his role as Dutch ex-special ops commando He’s an old man at this point many decades away from the 1980’s sitting in the middle of his trailer park living room (because time has been tough on us all) He’s watching old … Continue reading Fuck List
Chicken Tonight Tonight I’m not chicken or the semi solid sauce that used to hold it all together I am a middle aged man who still pees in the sink sometimes because it’s easier and you can get away with shit like that when you’re alone and Darlin’, I’m alone … Continue reading Chicken Tonight
Who Wants To Play The Lake House? They played this game called The Lake House where every day she’d go to the mailbox and find a letter he’d written as if he was writing her from the future and she’d take it inside and he’d ask What ya got there? And she’d smile or … Continue reading Who Wants To Play The Lake House?
Birthday 44: Electric Booga-lore This morning I woke up on the couch hung over and thought Huh, so this is 44 and after that I thought I wonder if my dick still works? so I jerked off and then, because I’m always on a giant monsters kick again I read … Continue reading Birthday 44: Electric Booga-lore