My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams my foot fell asleep and it’s having those dreams again, where we alphabetized all our typos and did sex stuff in front of them until the correct spellings came out
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Tag: Game Of Thrones
I’m Going To Build A Miniature Version Of The Wall From Game of Thrones and Donald Trump Is Going To Pay For It (post election day version)
I’m Going To Build A Miniature Version Of The Wall From Game of Thrones and Donald Trump Is Going To Pay For It (post election day version) Because, fuck him with his Confederate flag embracing Putin loving sexist homophobia his shitty fucking children and his goddamn wall What the fuck are you doing …
I’m Going To Build A Miniature Version Of The Wall From Game Of Thrones And Donald Trump Is Going To Pay For It
I’m Going To Build A Miniature Version Of The Wall From Game of Thrones and Donald Trump Is Going To Pay For It Because, fuck him He’s got a scathingly high percentage of people Hopped up on false laxatives and embryonic fear And they’re chasing it with a mix of draconian prejudices …
I Live Down The Street From A Church The Size Of The Death Star
I Live Down The Street From A Church The Size Of The Death Star I live down the street from a church the size of the Death Star and on Sundays if the traffic happened to find itself sucked sky-wise this traffic would blot out the sun and yesterday morning it was …
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mount There may be no word for 'thank you' in Dathraki but there are almost 147 different ways to say 'mount'
15 Things I Learned While Watching: Commercials Last Night on Digital-Antenna TV
15 Things I Learned While Watching: Commercials Last Night on Digital-Antenna TV 1. The Plot: When Helen left she took a lot of things with her, including the cable TV. Post-Helen I've thought about having the damn thing re-installed, but the whole idea of choosing a cable provider and talking to them on the goddamn phone or whatever you …
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