My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams

  My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams   my foot fell asleep and it’s having those dreams again, where   we alphabetized all our typos and did sex stuff in front of them   until the correct spellings came out

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I’m Going To Build A Miniature Version Of The Wall From Game of Thrones and Donald Trump Is Going To Pay For It (post election day version)

I’m Going To Build A Miniature Version Of The Wall From Game of Thrones and Donald Trump Is Going To Pay For It (post election day version)   Because, fuck him with his Confederate flag embracing Putin loving sexist homophobia his shitty fucking children and his goddamn wall   What the fuck are you doing …

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I’m Going To Build A Miniature Version Of The Wall From Game Of Thrones And Donald Trump Is Going To Pay For It

  I’m Going To Build A Miniature Version Of The Wall From Game of Thrones and Donald Trump Is Going To Pay For It   Because, fuck him   He’s got a scathingly high percentage of people Hopped up on false laxatives and embryonic fear And they’re chasing it with a mix of draconian prejudices …

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15 Things I Learned While Watching: Commercials Last Night on Digital-Antenna TV

                                 15 Things I Learned While Watching: Commercials Last Night on Digital-Antenna TV 1. The Plot: When Helen left she took a lot of things with her, including the cable TV. Post-Helen I've thought about having the damn thing re-installed, but the whole idea of choosing a cable provider and talking to them on the goddamn phone or whatever you …

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