My Foot Fell Asleep And It’s Having Those Dreams my foot fell asleep and it’s having those dreams again, where we alphabetized all our typos and did sex stuff in front of them until the correct spellings came out
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Get in the car Helen
Until The Poles Close
Until The Poles Close You will be where you are, with someone else Breathing like a landslide Talking shit about the veranda Drinking leftover Daylight Savings Time beside the pool And I’ll be sitting on a futon in my living room With the Gwyneth Left Me Coldplay album and 24 hour Cable News … Continue reading Until The Poles Close
Power Thru
‘Power Thru’ Human robots at the 7-11 pimping Prime Rib Flavored potato chips In an election year Whose mouth is full of dead beef And between chokes During the moments in which the gag reflex Temporarily climbs its way To the front line in the poles Everything is said And everything is contradicting … Continue reading Power Thru
I Shaved My Balls For You
I Shaved My Balls For You I shaved my balls for you I don’t know why because you were already gone, but I shaved my balls Not with a razor but with the nervous terror that comes with all these years of whatever this is and loss I shaved my balls so … Continue reading I Shaved My Balls For You
The Most Unnecessary Bridge In The World
The Most Unnecessary Bridge In The World So the power chord that I ordered for this old movie camera that used to be ours aka/ergo/etc.: the movie camera stayed with me what I lost was her and the chord (insert sound of time moving: here, in an ear that has been conveniently … Continue reading The Most Unnecessary Bridge In The World
August 16, 2016
August 16, 2016 “I’m not sayin’/there wasn’t nothin’ wrong/ I just didn’t think you’d ever get tired of me”—MB Twenty So it’s August 16th again Great I’m fine with it Really Just put the parade back in your pants about it, will ya? Because that parade looks miserable Honestly The floats … Continue reading August 16, 2016
Judge Judy
Judge Judy it goes something like ‘Yr honor, she broke my heart’ Her: ‘Your Judge-ishness, I never even really liked him’ Him: Last week you were saying we should get a puppy. I don’t want a goddamn puppy! But I said Are you kidding me?! That’s a great idea! Let’s get a puppy! … Continue reading Judge Judy
