Unmellow Yellow Han Solo had a 10 Parsec long dong vertically hairy and Black Vest-idly strong He named it Chewbacca but the Chewbacca you remember from childhood is a figment of Han Solo's overly exaggerated mind so, as a separate entity, the thick Wookie that sat beside him co-piloting …
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Me Too Night at Love Shovel Ranch Poem for Jonathan Montgomery, inventor of Me Too Poetics, Marcus If, inventor of Love Shovel Ranch, and Jewel Reality makes no sense to me! Nothingness is just another shit bar Death is a bad pick up line I’m sorry about damn near everything! I walk …
(originally published in The Incredible Shrinking Story, A Collection of Flash Fiction, Volume Four) The Night I Discovered That I’m Not as Cool as Han Solo We all know that scene. The one from The Empire Strikes Back, on Cloud City—after the gang’s been betrayed by Billy Dee Williams. Han Solo’s stripped of …
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(for Nick Morris and Nancy S.) The Night I Discovered That I Might Be Cooler Than Han Solo We all know the scene. The story splashed over the internet that Harrison Ford, a few days after pulling on the old Han Solo vest, halfway through his famous catch phrase, had managed to break his goddamn leg while …
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