Hitler Dick

  Hitler Dick   Somebody’s beating the hell out of the soda machine because it took their money and then didn’t give them a soda back   That’s the civilized agreement we have with these things money goes in the machine and the soda come out but that didn’t happen this time   it almost …

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Were You Watching That, Helen

  Were You Watching That, Helen   It must’ve been cold in that theater where Shia LaBeouf watched 72 hours of his own movies in a row—with his t-shirt under a grey hoody under some enormous army store jacket eating what appeared to be candy coated   cocaine out of a small soda cup and …

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