Fuck List

  Fuck List   In the new Predator movie Arnold reprises his role as Dutch ex-special ops commando   He’s an old man at this point many decades away from the 1980’s sitting in the middle of his trailer park living room   (because time has been tough on us all)   He’s watching old …

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Die Hard And A Baby

  Die Hard And A Baby   The night woke up with its pants still on, perpetually   and an axe wound the size of Nebraska hacked into the side of an un-expecting pre-Planet of the Apes-ending Statue Of Liberty   which the perpetual murderer had, in a moment of cheap whisky and cinema mistaken …

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This Year I Watched The Game In The Middle of the Night on My Birthday

  This Year I Watched The Game In The Middle of the Night on My Birthday   canned corn or cold cream?   her toenails smiled like cigarettes, screaming   the highways griddled with jam band bumper stickers and road kill   and tonight honestly, I can’t tell which is worse   dick balm or …

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