Killing Me Is Not Going To Bring Back Your Apples (for The Wicker Man)

  Killing Me Is Not Going To Bring Back Your Apples (for The Wicker Man)   Helen, Upon your arrival I swear I smelt Scotland in the fear that I felt of a life that might someday be lived without you   doomed to roam the parking lot country side avenging this thing which needs …

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Burger King-a-Lingus

Burger King-a-Lingus   The FBomb’s this week again What should I probably write about? What do I feel like reading?   I don’t know   I broke my ribs again, and Trump’s still president and everything feels like a fucking mess   but I don’t feel like writing about what it feels like waking up …

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I Am A Graduate Of Young Emilio Estevez Disguised In Old Man Makeup University

I Am A Graduate Of Young Emilio Estevez Disguised In Old Man Makeup University   Everything I know about writing I learned from a young Emilio Estevez disguised in old man makeup, like he was disguised at the beginning and end and throughout the various voiceovers of Young Guns 2.   It was a hell …

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Covfefe

Covfefe   As the ashtrays pop like a steady invasion of phone-cams and cream cheese We all scream into the same bucket of water We can all feel our own tanks slowly chipping away, under fire Until the only thing left are the treds………….   Are you watching Fury again?. Covfefe asked the question like …

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