The Six Million Dollar Man’s Bulge (2018) dedicated to The Bionic Woman, The Six Million Dollar Man and Vladimir Mayakovsky today I saw the whole world bleeding real jobs and today I saw a giraffe penis fully staffed I saw both things for the first time side by side thumb-wrestling ………infinity sweating wet … Continue reading The Six Million Dollar Man’s Bulge (2018)
A Year Without Prince: Part 1 A year? Sexy-seriously? (stomp down on that delay pedal) How has it already been a year? (year year year) Where the fuck has everything gone? (oh, right) (you keep it in there) (as long as the water’s warm enough/that’s hot) Thirsty? Our whole world’s … Continue reading A Year Without Prince: Part 1
What’s Good Nadal? What’s good Nadal? I hear you’re in New York now and that the US Open’s through with you That’s rough Have you heard the new Rob Thomas album yet? Did you just spend the entire day eating pizza? You should head down to Central Park I once saw … Continue reading What’s Good Nadal?