2 Years Without Nickel Time moves like a drunk in an old suede jacket that won’t leave us alone Whispering in my ear tonight, shit like: I ain’t on your side, Columbo. Something in German that sounds like fate choking. and Your cat is still dead. 2 years gone and I …
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(more) Things I Learned While Watching: Outlander Voicemail Lucky thing for Jamie they didn’t have voicemail in the times of Outlander 1700’s Scotland During those days when Claire traveled from the future again in order to return to the great big love of her lives-in-the-past time traveling life and then …
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Outlander Acrostic #1 Ow, Jamie said with his Scottish accent Umber’d by the pain of a crappy promise kept Tomorrow I might stab you in the dick! Laughter spat out The Brit All over the overly-buff Scottish bloke’s chest Never has porn been more unnecessary Dear diary, Please make all of this stop ER …
The Six Million Dollar Man’s Bulge (2018) dedicated to The Bionic Woman, The Six Million Dollar Man and Vladimir Mayakovsky today I saw the whole world bleeding real jobs and today I saw a giraffe penis fully staffed I saw both things for the first time side by side thumb-wrestling ………infinity sweating wet …
The Odd, a Sea Trilogy Death Scene Poem Booberry's Last Stand aka: Frostbite Beneath a dirty tupperware bowl moon cracked in a sky of marshmallow stars Booberry looked up from the field of battle locking eyes with an alien space ship the size of a liquor store as it dropped wooly mammoths …
Fuck List In the new Predator movie Arnold reprises his role as Dutch ex-special ops commando He’s an old man at this point many decades away from the 1980’s sitting in the middle of his trailer park living room (because time has been tough on us all) He’s watching old …
