His Sleeves Where Stained With Spinach Dip His sleeves where stained with spinach dip and Bionic Woman quotes and gone booze his shoes looked like he’d just spent the flood slugging through Earth’s history of fascist atrocities and the modern day equivalency of Trump shit strained through the excrement of every one …
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Killing Me Is Not Going To Bring Back Your Apples (for The Wicker Man) Helen, Upon your arrival I swear I smelt Scotland in the fear that I felt of a life that might someday be lived without you doomed to roam the parking lot country side avenging this thing which needs …
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Make Bunkers Great Again Trump keeps his penis where his heart should be so when he stands during the National Anthem he palms his own genitals His obedient catchphrase regurgitating followers should be horrified, for falling in line behind a TV show guy who picks fights with Democratic Nations while praising Oligarchs …
Burger King-a-Lingus The FBomb’s this week again What should I probably write about? What do I feel like reading? I don’t know I broke my ribs again, and Trump’s still president and everything feels like a fucking mess but I don’t feel like writing about what it feels like waking up …
Edgar’s Coffee I won’t sleep again tonight Don’t remember sleeping last night Who knows what that fuck’ll be going on tomorrow Everything we know is bound atoms and ground beans filtered through this goddamned inability of letting go Blame it on politics or an eight year old broken heart Blame it …
Unmellow Yellow Han Solo had a 10 Parsec long dong vertically hairy and Black Vest-idly strong He named it Chewbacca but the Chewbacca you remember from childhood is a figment of Han Solo's overly exaggerated mind so, as a separate entity, the thick Wookie that sat beside him co-piloting …
dear cracker that I left underneath the futon mattress until the ants got you what can I say if not: sorry about that it happened love is not often survived by the brittle in your own cheesy way that was obvious because you wore your cheesiness on your outsides but it was more …
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